{"id":2237,"date":"2021-12-28T18:30:41","date_gmt":"2021-12-28T17:30:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/punktwsieci.pl\/?p=2237"},"modified":"2021-12-28T18:30:42","modified_gmt":"2021-12-28T17:30:42","slug":"meskie-obowiazki","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/punktwsieci.pl\/index.php\/2021\/12\/28\/meskie-obowiazki\/","title":{"rendered":"M\u0119skie obowi\u0105zki\u2026."},"content":{"rendered":"\n

S\u0105 takie dni gdy dojrza\u0142y i stateczny m\u0119\u017cczyzna jest zmuszany do czynno\u015bci kt\u00f3re s\u0105 dla niego obce i niezgodne z jego samcz\u0105 natur\u0105. Dni w kt\u00f3rych oczekiwane s\u0105 dwa elementy kt\u00f3re mnie osobi\u015bcie przerastaj\u0105 w spos\u00f3b makabryczny.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

  1. Taniec \u2026\u2026.<\/li>
  2. \u2026\u2026. w parze ( znaczy z kim\u015b \u2026. a nie spowity ob\u0142okiem z czajnika )<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n

    Przyznaj\u0119 si\u0119, \u017ce kombinacja tych dwu element\u00f3w jest dla mnie stresuj\u0105ca i wymaga nad wyraz pot\u0119\u017cnej si\u0142y woli oraz nieustannego skupienia. I nie ma co ukrywa\u0107, \u017ce nie jest to jaki\u015b ostatnio nabyty syndrom, tylko tak by\u0142o zawsze. W liceum by\u0142em specjalist\u0105 od podpierania \u015bcian i grzania \u0142awy z okazyjnymi zap\u0119dami na DJ-a, na studiach \u2026.. nie by\u0142o jako\u015b okazji a w \u017cyciu dojrza\u0142ym \u2026 by\u0142o jeszcze mniej okazji lub te\u017c udawa\u0142 mi si\u0119 przed tym skutecznie ucieka\u0107.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    I to nie jest tak, \u017ce nie lubi\u0119 muzyki, lub \u017ce nie lubi\u0119 przy niej czasem podrygiwa\u0107.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Lubi\u0119<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Ale je\u015bli chodzi o ta\u0144ce zespo\u0142owe mam par\u0119 malutkich problemik\u00f3w.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Po pierwsze NIE UMIEM ta\u0144czy\u0107 w parze.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Po drugie wpadam w panik\u0119 w momencie gdy druga strona oczekuje ode mnie bym j\u0105 \u201eprowadzi\u0142\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Po trzecie to oczekiwanie \u017ce si\u0119 zna jakie\u015b \u201ekroki\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    To wszystko powoduje i\u017c na my\u015bl o ta\u0144cu powoduje i\u017c pojawiaj\u0105 si\u0119 zimne poty oraz stany l\u0119kowe, tym bardziej, \u017ce natychmiast staj\u0105ce d\u0119ba w\u0142oski na karku informuj\u0105 i\u017c ca\u0142a sala skupia si\u0119 w\u0142a\u015bnie na mnie i oczekuje jakiej\u015b spektakularnej wpadki.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    A no i to prze\u015bwiadczenie, \u017ce na koniec \u201eta\u0144ca\u201d partnerka z ulga \u017cegna si\u0119 w poszukiwaniu lepiej wyedukowanego tanecznie partnera \u2013 to zawsze chyba najbardziej podkopywa\u0142o moje ego.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Ustalmy jedno.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Naprawd\u0119 lubi\u0119 poszale\u0107 w rytm muzyki. Powyg\u0142upia\u0107 si\u0119\u2026 pomacha\u0107 r\u0119kami, odstawi\u0107 pogo w przy uderzaj\u0105cych z g\u0142o\u015bnik\u00f3w bas\u00f3w. Ale jest to moje spontaniczne gibanie si\u0119. Takie gdy muzyka prowadzi i podpowiada czy machamy r\u0119k\u0105 czy nog\u0105 i w kt\u00f3r\u0105 stron\u0119. Nie ma w tym niczego z choreografii, uk\u0142ad\u00f3w tanecznych czy powagi. Nie mam w sobie nic z tancerza, kt\u00f3ry odczytuje potrzeby partnerki i posiada sz\u00f3sty zmys\u0142 w kwestii kolejnych element\u00f3w uk\u0142adu. Nieee moja intuicja taneczna jest na poziomie wiedzy o pr\u0105dach powietrznych w strefie subarktycznej. Ja bardzo cz\u0119sto sam nie wiem co zaraz b\u0119d\u0119 robi\u0142, a co tu dopiero m\u00f3wi\u0107 by co\u015b planowa\u0107.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Przy ka\u017cdej \u201enauce\u201d ta\u0144ca przypominaj\u0105 mi si\u0119 nie\u015bmiertelne s\u0142owa z musicalu \u201eMetro\u201d \u2013 \u201eone two fru sru\u201d. Nie umiem \u2026. Mo\u017ce to kwestia mojego jednow\u0105tkowego m\u00f3zgu kt\u00f3ry potrafi albo liczy\u0107 do czterech albo przestawia\u0107 ko\u0144czyny w rytm muzyki. Nie wiem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Wiem \u017ce zbli\u017ca si\u0119 sylwester\u2026. A to oznacza problemy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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